Don't tase me, bro.

moonleaping: This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.  Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep. (Source: doitsundere, via fuckthenicethings)

pervyanon: do you ever meet someone and just like immediately picture yourself in a relationship with them and like cuddling on the couch and watching scary movies or going on adventures together or settling down and raising children and like you see yourself forty years from now holding hands and looking out on a sunset together and just sighing because you’re still as deeply in love as you were that day you first met this day only then you remember that you don’t even know their name (via fuckthenicethings)